isfp | virgo
MY CAT JUST TOOK A PROPER SHIT IN ONE OF OUR PLANTS IN THE LIVINGROOM OH MY GOSH
Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants
Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love
The cat you just called fat? It eats too much. The cat you just called ugly? She got in a fight when she was a kitten. The cat you just tripped? It has three legs. See the cat with the ugly scars? It was attacked by a squirrel. That cat you just made fun of for crying? Its owner died. Reblog this if you’re against making fun of cats. I bet 95% of you won’t reblog this but true cat lovers will.
*cat sprints into room at top cat speed*
me: hello
*cat sprints out of room at top cat speed*
me: goodbye
Sufjan Stevens probably crying into some potted plants somewhere. love u, u sad bitch
Writers are forgetful,
but they remember everything.
They forget appointments and anniversaries,
but remember what you wore,
how you smelled,
on your first date…
They remember every story you’ve ever told them -
like ever,
but forget what you’ve just said.
They don’t remember to water the plants
or take out the trash,
but they don’t forget how
to make you laugh.
.
Writers are forgetful
because
they’re busy
remembering
the important things.
friendly reminder that keeping plants in your house without their permission is slavery and kidnapping :)
I honestly can not tell what’s serious anymore on this godforsaken website.
Writers are forgetful,
but they remember everything.
They forget appointments and anniversaries,
but remember what you wore,
how you smelled,
on your first date…
They remember every story you’ve ever told them -
like ever,
but forget what you’ve just said.
They don’t remember to water the plants
or take out the trash,
but they don’t forget how
to make you laugh.
Writers are forgetful
because
they’re busy
remembering
the important things.
I’m definitely pro-selfie. I think that anybody who’s anti-selfie is really just a hater. Because, truthfully, why shouldn’t people take pictures of themselves? When I’m on Instagram and I see that somebody took a picture of themselves, I’m like, ‘Thank you.’ I don’t need to see a picture of the sky, the trees, plants. There’s only one you. I could Google image search ‘the sky’ and I would probably see beautiful images to knock my socks off. But I can’t Google, you know, ‘What does my friend look like today?’ For you to be able to take a picture of yourself that you feel good enough about to share with the world – I think that’s a great thing.
